January 2012
1 post
March 2010
2 posts
Clients From Hell: Client: “I googled my name and... →
Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”
Us: “We cannot do that.”
Client: “Well, get someone else to do it…
February 2010
15 posts
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”
Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”
Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”
Client: “Optimize the fireball.”
Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”
Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”
Me: “We’ll get right on it.”
clientsfromhell:
Client: “Hey… I’m just calling to drive you crazy…”
Me: “At least you’re being honest…”
“My brother’s in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One...”
Comedy Central Taping →
Going to a Comedy Central Taping on Saturday to see some of my favorite Comedians! I can’t wait :)
Urban Dictionary Definition of Callie →
There were 3 definitions available for Callie. My favorite was:
Term used by Rasta for the herb, Cannabis. “Pass the callie, I’ll roll a cone.”
January 2010
26 posts
My Minx - New RIDICULOUS web game →
“When I was little, I wanted to be a dolphin. I only changed when I realized that...”
– http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/43237858.html
Celeb Look Alikes →
Some of these doppelgangers are dead on!
So excited! Wakey!Wakey! tonight
