(Source: vanillaheroine)

Client: “I googled my name and there is some nasty stuff about me on the Internet. There is this guy saying in his blog that I am an idiot. I want you to remove that blog and block the Internet if they write shit about me.”

Us: “We cannot do that.”

Client: “Well, get someone else to do it…

Saw The Good Guy tonight with Bryan Greenberg. Good movie. Love seeing Bryan on the big screen :)

Just saw Shutter Island. Thought it was great. I love Leonardo DiCaprio more and more with every movie.

Winter Recession Fashion.  Found one brave soul this morning rocking out this look.

I can’t get this song out of my head this week for some reason, and up until this week I hadn’t heard it since high school.

thedailywhat:

Doghouse: “Google Buzz Trick”

Hitler’s Reaction to the iPad.

clientsfromhell:

Me: “Ok, we’ve pushed the site live.”

Client: “Why isn’t the site #1 on Google yet?”

Me: “We just pushed it live five minutes ago.”

Client: “Optimize the fireball.”

Me: “I’m sorry? Do you mean the firewall?”

Client: “I need more hits NOW, so I need you to optimize the fireball. I know what I’m talking about!”

Me: “We’ll get right on it.”

thedailywhat:

Thinking things through: U could be doing it better.

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